40 Thoughts We Had While Watching ‘Furious 7’

Man, they couldn’t get Iggy Azalea off-screen fast enough, could they?

Where exactly does Letty go when she tells Dom she needs to “find herself” and disappears. Day spa? Art school? Pittsburgh steel mill?

Considering Shaw murdered at least a half-dozen people at the hospital, shouldn’t he be a little more most-wanted?

Considering he made off with nearly $10 million in Fast Five, why can’t Brian afford super-fancy daycare, or — at the very least — pay someone to drop off his kid?

Does the fact that Hobbs keeps addressing his female co-workers as “woman” violate government sexual harassment standards?

Which gets more close-ups: Coronas or women’s butts?

When Hobbs hands Elena her letter of recommendation, was it finger-painted?

Are there guns taped everywhere at Hobbs’ office, or just under desks? Are they velcro-ed to the underside of all the toilets, too?

When Hobbs flew out of the building with Elena and landed on a car, gasping, was that an homage to Stripes' Sgt. Hulka?

Considering their past romance, why isn’t it more awkward when Dom and Elena cross paths again?

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How much Corona was lost when Dom’s house was blown up? Or does Dom keep his stash in a copy of the same vault they stole in Fast Five?

Mr. Nobody indicates that Osama bin Laden existed in this universe. Why didn’t the government hire Dom’s crew to pull off the SEAL raid?

In Belgium, is the movie dubbed so Mr. Nobody drinks Corona and Dom loves Belgian ale?

How does Suki feel about Tej flirting with Ramsey, the hacker chick?

Is Roman not be that hungry anymore? He barely eats a thing in this installment.

Is Shaw actually that hard to catch? He’s trying to track down the gang — can’t they just wait until he comes to them?

Couldn’t they have used some of those Paul Walker CGI tricks to make Lucas Black look his Tokyo Drift age?

Was that the worst hostage rescue of all hostage rescues? First they throw Ramsey on the top of a speeding car and let her cling on for dear life, then they drive off a cliff with her.

Did the bus driver know immediately that it was only a matter of time before he was slumped dead over the steering wheel?

Considering how indestructible Dom and Shaw are, wouldn’t their cars be safer in them?

What if ‘Fast and the Furious’ was sponsored by Olive Garden? Watch above.


40 Thoughts We Had While Watching ‘Furious 7’

Yahoo Movies Staff
April 5, 2015
40 Thoughts We Had While Watching ‘Furious 7’
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Man, they couldn’t get Iggy Azalea off-screen fast enough, could they?

Where exactly does Letty go when she tells Dom she needs to “find herself” and disappears. Day spa? Art school? Pittsburgh steel mill?

Considering Shaw murdered at least a half-dozen people at the hospital, shouldn’t he be a little more most-wanted?

Considering he made off with nearly $10 million in Fast Five, why can’t Brian afford super-fancy daycare, or — at the very least — pay someone to drop off his kid?

Does the fact that Hobbs keeps addressing his female co-workers as “woman” violate government sexual harassment standards?

Which gets more close-ups: Coronas or women’s butts?

When Hobbs hands Elena her letter of recommendation, was it finger-painted?

Are there guns taped everywhere at Hobbs’ office, or just under desks? Are they velcro-ed to the underside of all the toilets, too?

When Hobbs flew out of the building with Elena and landed on a car, gasping, was that an homage to Stripes' Sgt. Hulka?

Considering their past romance, why isn’t it more awkward when Dom and Elena cross paths again?

Related: That ‘Furious 7′ Ending and Paul Walker’s Last Ride (Spoilers)

How much Corona was lost when Dom’s house was blown up? Or does Dom keep his stash in a copy of the same vault they stole in Fast Five?

Mr. Nobody indicates that Osama bin Laden existed in this universe. Why didn’t the government hire Dom’s crew to pull off the SEAL raid?

In Belgium, is the movie dubbed so Mr. Nobody drinks Corona and Dom loves Belgian ale?

How does Suki feel about Tej flirting with Ramsey, the hacker chick?

Is Roman not be that hungry anymore? He barely eats a thing in this installment.

Is Shaw actually that hard to catch? He’s trying to track down the gang — can’t they just wait until he comes to them?

Couldn’t they have used some of those Paul Walker CGI tricks to make Lucas Black look his Tokyo Drift age?

Was that the worst hostage rescue of all hostage rescues? First they throw Ramsey on the top of a speeding car and let her cling on for dear life, then they drive off a cliff with her.

Did the bus driver know immediately that it was only a matter of time before he was slumped dead over the steering wheel?

Considering how indestructible Dom and Shaw are, wouldn’t their cars be safer in them?

What if ‘Fast and the Furious’ was sponsored by Olive Garden? Watch below:


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Mr. Nobody does not seem that fazed witnessing Dom driving around with Ramsey hanging on to his hood. Is that because Kurt Russell already did that in Death Proof? Would Mr. Nobody also barely bat an eye if Dom and the gang escaped from New York? What about if they saw a computer wearing tennis shoes?

Why won’t Dom wear a tie? Whether it’s a funeral or an undercover heist, he seems to resist formalwear.

At the prince’s party, Dom says that seeing Letty in her gown reminds him of “old times.” Do all the Race Wars end with a formal?

Did they give Ronda Rousey such weird eye makeup to distract from her line readings?

Can Ramsey and Chris Hemsworth’s hacker from Blackhat get married and make more beautiful hacker babies?

Is Shaw just great at finding last-minute travel deals? He can seemingly get to any far-flung destination at a moment’s notice.

Is it really a good idea to bring the super-secret technology that cannot possibly be lost to the bad guys to the confrontation with the bad guys?

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Where can I get Mr. Nobody’s health insurance?

Man, could I go for a Corona right now.

Why does the drone-gunner have such bad aim?

Is the real reason the movie was almost banned in Thailand because authorities feared local audiences wouldn’t buy the fact that Paul Walker could take down national hero Tony Jaa?

Did Dom borrow his enormous wrench from Bob the Builder?

How long was Dom and Shaw’s epic fight? They would cut to other action pieces for three minutes at a time, then come back to them still going at it. Don’t those guys get tired?

While in the hospital, Hobbs watches an old episode of The Hulk. Was that homework in his correspondence course to learn how to break out of clothing when you’re angry? Was busting out of his own cast the final exam?

When Lucas Black’s Sean asks Dom what he’ll do to Shaw when he finds him, Dom says “The words haven’t even been invented yet.” Wait, the words “wrench fight” are brand new as of 2015?

How long in this series until Dom just starts driving an enormous Corona bottle?

Considering how frustratingly long it takes Ramsey’s God’s Eye override to initialize, does this mean hacking in 2015 is a lot like trying to watch RealPlayer in 1999?

The street always wins — as evidenced by the garage roof swallowing up Shaw. But then Dom outdrives the collapsing garage and escapes. So is that not a victory for Dom? Is this considered an upset? Did bookies everywhere lose their shirts?

When Dom seems dead, Letty waves off the antiquated idea of giving him CPR, and instead uses the age-old lifesaving technique of telling him that her amnesia is cured. So from now on, if you encounter someone gripping their chest in a massive cardiac arrest, should you throw away those defibrillator paddles and whisper into his or her ear, “I just remembered where I left my car keys?”

Am I crying right now?
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